- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Dr. Cox...
- Dr. Perry Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'see ya' then the third word will be 'oh my god, my crotch, you've punched me in the crotch."
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: See ya.
- Spence: [to Dr. Cox] Hey, congratulations.
- Dr. Perry Cox: For what, jackass?
- Spence: You just had a baby.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: No, no, no, she
- [Jordan]
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: just had a baby.
- Spence: Yeah, but you said it was his. You said something else, too.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: That he didn't know it yet.
- Spence: That's exactly right!