Scrubs (TV Series)

My Changing Ways (2005)

Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan

Quotes 

• Jordan Sullivan : [entering the hospital with Cox]  Have a great day, honey!

  Dr. Perry Cox : [kissing her]  You have even a better one, you! You do it! Yeah, yeah! You have even a better one...

  [starts banging his own head against the counter] 

  Dr. Kelso : Perry, I get the feeling something is bothering you...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Bob, people have a private life and people have a professional life, and usually those two hells are kept pretty separate; for instance I don't know that much about your home life, other than the fact that you treat your wife like a dog, your dog like a wife and your son like an androgynous ne'er-do-well who drains your retirement to open up a shop in Minneapolis.

  Dr. Kelso : Harrison posted his first profit this quarter.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Aces. And I'm guessing that's because his significant other...

  Dr. Kelso : Terrence.

  Dr. Perry Cox : ...Terrence doesn't follow him around the shop all day telling him just exactly what color is in this season, or showing all of the other employees that he is not in fact the boss of his own life. You see, the woman in everywhere! She's there when I work out in the morning, when I work out in the car on the way to work, and when I work out when I get to work. I can't seem to get away from her, and that used to be fine when she came around for five minutes every month or so to feed on my dignity; but now I'd honestly kill myself, Bob, if I wasn't convinced that Jordan wouldn't already be there waiting for me in the afterlife. You see, typical of her, she went ahead and signed us up for an eternal tandem bike ride all along the banks of the River Styx.

  Dr. Kelso : I'm so glad you shared...

• Dr. Perry Cox : All right, then, before we jump in to rounds, I see it's time for my annual cologne intervention. Lonnie, you're killing us. And, honestly, what's the point? D'you understand that no matter how badly you wanna get freaky with Karen, here, that's just not going to happen, and here's why: She thinks you have the body of a fetus. Oh, Karen, did you tell me that in confidence?

  Karen : No, he knows.

  Lonnie : She drew me a picture.

  Jordan Sullivan : Don't sweat it too much, kid. He wore so much cologne on our first date, I had to sell my Miata!

  Dr. Perry Cox : WHY?

  Jordan Sullivan : For funsies!

• Jordan Sullivan : Look, I don't wanna be one of those moms that never sees her kids. But I also don't wanna be one of those moms that stays at home but then resents her kids 'cause she wishes she was working so she could go to an office and feel bad about not being at home with her kids. I was just worried that you would think I was a bad mom.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Sweetie, you are an evil, soulless, chemically-enhanced battle-axe that I truly doubt is a hundred percent human, but... you are an amazing mom.