- Slater: Okay, Preppie. While you're treading cola, Kelly and I are going to the beach.
- Zack: Kelly, this news disappoints me verily! I thought you and I could go over some more lines from Romeo and Juliet.
- Kelly: Oh, that's a good idea, Zack! Sorry, Slater.
- Slater: What? I don't believe this. You'd rather study than go to the beach?
- Zack: Parting is such sweet sorrow... chump.
- Tony Crane: [the class is rehearsing Shakespeare, Crane reads as Romeo] With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls. For stony limits cannot hold love out. And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
- Kelly: [as Juliet] If my kinsmen see thee, they will murder thee.
- Slater: Go kinsmen!
- Tony Crane: Now what do you think that means? Jessie?
- Jessie: Whatever you say, Tony. I mean, Mr. Crane.
- Tony Crane: Well, I just wanted Vicki to meet some of my students. Ms. Simpson will be back on Monday, so this was my last day. "O, that a joy past joy calls out on me, that it were a grief, so brief, to part with thee."
- Kelly, Lisa Turtle, Jessie Spano: Goodbye, Mr. Crane!