Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Aftermath (1991)

Mario Lopez: A.C. Slater

Quotes 

• Slater : Hey, Preppie, how's it going?

  Lisa : Yeah, are you okay?

  Jessie : He'll be fine. Just leave him alone.

  Zack : What's the big deal? Am I supposed to be upset about something?

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Well, yeah, I mean, after Kelly dumped you the other night, I'm surprised you even got outta bed!

  Lisa : Maybe you'll meet somebody at my sweet sixteen party. Now, remember you guys, it's this Saturday. Only five shopping days left.

  Zack : It sounds excellent.

  Lisa : Well, here's your invitation.

  [Hands one to Zack] 

  Lisa : And yours.

  [Hands one to Jessie] 

  Lisa : And yours.

  [Hands one to Slater, ignoring Screech] 

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Well don't I get one?

  Lisa : [pauses]  Well, okay, but if you have a previous engagement, I understand. In fact, I'll pay for it!

• Slater : You know, Zack, like my Uncle Charlie used to say: "Women are like vines. If you fall off one, hey, you can swing with another."

  Jessie : You know, you're not just a pig, you are a gorilla-pig.

• Miss Simpson : [Miss Simpson is extremely hard of hearing]  Good morning, class.

  Jessie , Slater , Zack , Kelly Kapowski , Lisa , Samuel 'Screech' Powers , Rest of Class : Good morning, Miss Simpson.

  Miss Simpson : I said, "Good morning, class." Didn't your parents teach you any manners?

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Uh, Miss Simpson, I have a doctor's appointment today. May I leave class early?

  Miss Simpson : Yes, your hair is curly. Now, let's get started. Today, we turn to the romantic poems of Elizabeth Barrett Browning. So, let's have Bayside's most loved couple recite a poem for us. Zack and Kelly, if you please.

  Jessie : No! No, n-I, well, I mean, let's me and Slater read it instead.

  Miss Simpson : Oh, Miss Spano, don't be such a ham.

• Samuel 'Screech' Powers : [the guys are in the cinema, watching a movie; Screech notices Kelly and Jeff enter and sit in the back row]  Pssst, Slater!

  Slater : What?

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Slater!

  Slater : Hey, shut up, man, I'm trying to watch the movie.

  Zack : Yeah, shut up, Screech.

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : [Screech throws popcorn at Slater to get his attention]  Eff-jay and Elly-kay.

  Slater : [Slater turns round and sees Kelly and Jeff, then turns to Screech]  On't-day et-lay ack-Zay ee-say.

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : What-ay?

  Slater : Oy vey.

  Zack : What's goin' on?

  Slater : Uh, Screech is startin' to feel real sick.

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : I am?

  [Slater motions to him] 

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Oh, yeah, oh, oh, my pancreas! Oh!

  Rest of Audience : Ssssshhhhhh!

• Kelly Kapowski : [Trying to smooth things over]  Hi, guys. How ya doin'?

  Slater : Okay. I'll have a double cheeseburger.

  Jessie : Cheeseburger.

  Lisa : Cheeseburger.

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Do you have any specials?

  [Lisa hits him] 

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Oh. Cheeseburger.

  Kelly Kapowski : How's Zack doing?

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : See? You guys are wrong! She does remember his name.

• Zack : [Taking Kimberly into The Max]  Well, this is the place. Hey! Look who's here.

  [Goes over to the gang's table] 

  Zack : Kimberly, I want you to meet some of my friends. This is Jessie, this is Slater, this is Lisa, and of course you know Screech.

  [Ignores Kelly] 

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Hey, cuz. Missed you at Aunt Gertrude's birthday party. We played "Pin the Tail on Uncle Fred" again.

  Kelly Kapowski : Hi, Zack.

  Zack : Oh, hi. Oh, I'm glad you're here. Can you get us a table? Something really romantic.

  Kelly Kapowski : Yeah, sure, right this way.

  Zack : See you guys later.

  Lisa : Wow, look at him! He's really happy.

  Slater : [to Screech, after looking at Kimberly]  How could *you* be related to *her*?

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Well, she's adopted.

  Slater : Oh, that makes sense.

• Jessie : Zack, that's not fair. Don't make us choose between you and Kelly.

  Slater : Yeah, you're way out of line.

  Zack : Oh, and she wasn't way out of line when she smacked me?

  Lisa : Honey, if I were Kelly, you'd still be pullin' a hairbrush out your ear, now don't get me started!

  [Snaps fingers] 

• Zack : Would you like to dance?

  Kimberly : I'd love to.

  Zack : Alright.

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : [Zack chooses song on the jukebox and starts dancing with Kimberly]  Whoa. That's A-12. Zack and Kelly's song.

  Lisa : Why would he do that? That's so cruel!

  Jessie : To get even with her.

  Lisa : What a creep. Kelly does not deserve that.

  Jessie : And she didn't deserve to be snubbed by us either.

  Slater : Right.

  Kelly Kapowski : [Kelly returns with the milkshake Zack ordered and hears the song; she puts the milkshake on the table]  Excuse me, Zack, can we talk?

  Zack : [to Kimberly]  This'll only take one second.

  [Kisses her] 

  Zack : So. What's up, Kimber - oh, I'm sorry, Kelly.

  Kelly Kapowski : Zack, this is our song, A-12. It's sacred.

  Zack : No, no, no. A-12 *was* sacred. Right up until you dumped me for that jerk.

  Kelly Kapowski : Don't you dare call him a jerk. You don't even know Jeff, and right now, the only jerk I see is you.

  [Slaps him] 

  Zack : My gosh, can you believe her? I told her I wanted a strawberry shake instead, and she gets all upset.

  Kimberly : I heard every word, you creep. How dare you use me to get back at your old girlfriend?

  Zack : No, no, wa - oh!

  [Kimberly throws the milkshake over him]