- [Mr. Belding looks at December in the calendar and sees his picture]
- Mr. Richard Belding: [shouts] MORRIS!
- [Lisa, Kelly, and Jessie look at the calendars]
- Kelly: Lisa, you're October. I'm November?
- Lisa: Well, who's December?
- Kelly: [gasps] Mr. Belding is December?
- [Mr. Belding's face is shown on a girl's body]
- Zack: Ho, ho, ho!
- Screech: Well, there's only 11 girls on the swim team, so we had to put Belding's head on one of the girls' bodies.
- Jessie: That is MY body!
- Slater: Ugh, I'm gonna dream about *Belding* tonight.
- Jessie: Excuse me. but the true beauty of woman cannot be captured with a camera.
- Adam Trask: Well, these photos'll be seen all over the world.
- Jessie: [changing her mind] Although, I'm told they're doing incredible things with cameras these days!
- Mr. Richard Belding: [laughing at Zack's suggestion to take over the Student store] You in charge of the student store? Why don't you just bump me off? At least it'll be quicker.
- Zack: That's ridiculous, sir. I can't afford a hitman on *my* allowance!