Saved by the Bell (TV Series)
Date Auction (1991)
Lark Voorhies: Lisa Turtle
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Quotes
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Jessie : [Jessie, Kelly and Lisa are in the girls' locker room with some other girls] Now, about this date auction, if any one of you sweeties dare bid on my Slater, I'll hunt you down in the streets like a rabid dog.
[Slams locker door shut]
Jessie : Thank you. Have a nice day.
[Other girls leave]
Kelly : [Chuckles] Come on, Jessie, lighten up. This date auction's for a good cause.
Lisa : Besides, the guys wanna do it. So it's not sexist, it's sexy.
Jessie : You both make interesting points. Really. Fascinating. But if either of you bid on Slater, you're dead. You got me?
[Slams locker door shut and leaves]
Lisa : Who put sandpaper on her toilet seat?
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Lisa : [to Brian] Here's something I learned in French class: Au revoir, creep!
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Brian Watkins : Descartes was my favorite philosopher. He said, "I think therefore I am".
Lisa : Well, yes. But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?