Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

Beauty and the Screech (1989)

Dustin Diamond: Samuel 'Screech' Powers

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Quotes 

• Mr. Belding : Screech, you can't elope.

  Screech : Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?

• Zack : Kelly, your troubles are over. Screech here has agreed to share his wisdom and tutor you.

  Screech : I will be your Yoda.

  [to Lisa] 

  Screech : And I will be your everything.

  Lisa : And I will be gone.

  [Leaves] 

• Kelly : Okay, so when do we start?

  Screech : Well, tonight, but it has to be at my place. I'm not allowed out after Alf.