- Nancy Reagan: Oh, Frank, you were wonderful!
- Frank Sinatra: You're playing with an old pro, baby. I've made it with every First Lady since Eleanor Roosevelt!
- Nancy Reagan: Oh, no, Frank.. Frank, I don't want to hear it...
- Frank Sinatra: You know, I once did Pat Nixon in an airplane john.
- Nancy Reagan: Oh.. te... tell me I'm the best, Frank! Tell me I'm the best!
- Frank Sinatra: You got the best rack. But a guy could eat off Bess Truman's ass.
- Weekend Update Anchor: The most startling revelation to come out of the Kelley book to me, is that Ronald Reagan was married before Nancy, to Bill Wyman from the Rolling Stones, and you know... I mean... who marries the bass player?