- Guardian Devil: Behold!
- Andrew Dice Clay: What is that?
- Guardian Devil: That... is Nora Dunn.
- [cackles as audience laughs and applauds]
- Guardian Devil: Because you were never born, she was here that night, and was accidentaly crushed by Sinead O'Connor's amplifier.
- Andrew Dice Clay: That's awful.
- Guardian Devil: O'Connor felt so terrible... she never sang again.
- Andrew Dice Clay: Hey, that's too bad, she was a cute bald chick.