Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Steve Martin/Sting (1987)
Jon Lovitz: Robert Bork, date, M, Captain, Jerry
Quotes
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CPO Martin : Permission to speak freely, sir?
Captain : Yes, by all means.
CPO Martin : You big, fat, stinking bastard! God, how I hate you! You make me want to puke with your flatulent breath and your 'Oh, I order you to do this' and 'Oh, I order you to do that'. Who the hell do you think you are, you pusilanimous bag of week old gold goat manure! If I had a dollar, no if I had a nickle for every...
Captain : Okay, okay, that's enough! I meant about the voyage!
CPO Martin : Ah.