Fred G. Sanford: I remember your wedding, Esther. Never forget it. Three ushers were crushed trying to help give you away.
Aunt Esther Anderson: How would you know, Fred Sanford? You spent the whole night with your face over the punch bowl.
Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, and when you took your veil off, Woodrow spent the whole night with his face over the toilet bowl.
Aunt Esther Anderson: You just jealous because you didn't catch my garter.
Fred G. Sanford: Well, that's because when you threw it, it was so stretched out you lassoed the band.
Aunt Esther Anderson: Watch it, suckah.
Fred G. Sanford: And at the time, the band was playing your song. Never forget it. The love theme from "King Kong."