Samurai Jack (TV Series)

Episode XI - Jack and the Scotsman (2001)

Phil LaMarr: Samurai Jack

Quotes 

• Jack : [Shackled to the Scotsman]  The arrow relies on the bow, and the bow relies on the arrow, but they are not tied together.

  Scottsman : That would be pointless, now wouldn't it?

• Jack : I fear no man.

  Scottsman : Oh, that's some tough talk from someone who wears a basket on his head.

• [Jack and the Scotsman have been fighting all night and are exhausted] 

  Scottsman : Are ye ready to give up yet?

  Jack : I am not defeated, and I will hold my ground.

  Scottsman : Hold yer ground, ye can barley hold yer sword.

  Jack : Then come get me.

  Scottsman : Wha-? I...

  [struggles with his sword and gives up] 

  Scottsman : Seeing as I'm a sportsman, I'll give ye a moment to recuperate.

• Jack : We are in no condition to fight these odds.

  Scottsman : [gruffly]  Especially not with a pajama wearin' daisy strapped to me wrist.