Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

Zeke the Plumber (1991)

Danny Cooksey: Bobby Budnick

Quotes 

• Bobby Budnick : A long time ago, there was a guy named Zeke. He used to clean out the toilets here at camp.

  Dina Alexander : Already it's a horror story.

• [In telling his ghost story, Bobby produces a plunger] 

  Michael Stein : What's the big deal? My dad has one of these at home.

  Bobby Budnick : But your dad's probably doesn't have a curse on it.

  Michael Stein : Curse? What curse?

• Bobby Budnick : They say old Zeke, the plumber's ghost, still walks around Camp Anawanna looking for his plunger. Anyone who touches it will be haunted in their dreams.

  Z.Z. Ziff : What is this guy, the Freddie Krueger of custodians?

• Bobby Budnick : Boy, what's up? Zeke the Plumber keep you awake last night?

  Michael Stein : No.

  Bobby Budnick : Liar.

• Bobby Budnick : What is THIS?

  Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : It's a bag of potato chips.

  Bobby Budnick : I asked for ruffled potato chips.

  Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Hey, what's the difference?

  Bobby Budnick : One has ruffles and the other one doesn't, ya moron.

• Zeke : My name is Zeke the Plumber, and I've come to collect your head in my bucket.

  Bobby Budnick : There sure are a lot of you guys out here tonight.

  Zeke : Silence! And give me your head.

  Bobby Budnick : I'm sorry, man, but I'm kind of attached to it, in more ways than one.

  Zeke : You must suffer my curse and I must take your head!

• Zeke : I can smell your fear.

  Bobby Budnick : Please stop. I'll make you a deal.

  Zeke : I don't make deals with roaches.

  Bobby Budnick : What if I told you everything I ever did bad at camp?