- Zelda Spellman: I know you don't want any aunts spoiling your picnic. Get that?
- Sabrina Spellman: Got it. Go!
- Morgan Cavanaugh: [learns Harvey's Sabrina's ex] And the evening takes a disastrous turn.
- Harvey Kinkle: Don't worry. Now we're just friends.
- [to Morgan:]
- Harvey Kinkle: I broke up with Sabrina when I found out she was...
- Sabrina Spellman: [zaps Morgan frozen] Harvey! What do you think you're doing?
- Harvey Kinkle: I wasn't gonna tell her you're a witch. I was just gonna tell her we broke up when we found out we were going to different schools. Give me a little credit.
- Mike Shelby: I'm taking my wife to a play, and being the romantic that I am, I'm picking her up afterwards.