Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
To Tell a Mortal (1997)
Lindsay Sloane: Valerie Birkhead
Quotes
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Valerie : [to Harvey while surfing with his VR glasses on] Wow, that's amazing... You can look dorky in this realm *too*!
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Valerie : Hi, Libby.
Libby Chessler : Ew.
Valerie : Why doesn't she like me?
Sabrina Spellman : I'm thinking it's a thyroid problem.
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Valerie : Bye, Libby.
Libby Chessler : I just ate.
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Valerie : Sabrina? Sabrina? Where did she go?
Libby Chessler : A nerd ditched by a freak. It's like a movie of the week.
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Valerie : I failed my Spanish test. At least I think F means the same thing in both languages.
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Valerie : That whole pointed-hat, wart-on-the-nose thing?
Sabrina Spellman : Pure Hollywood.
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Quizmaster Albert : [to Sabrina] Mortals don't have a lot of restraint when it comes to magic... or firearms. Quiz you later.
Valerie : Hey. Pop out the way you popped in, with all that lightning-and-smoke stuff.
Quizmaster Albert : [to Sabrina] See what I mean? I blame television.
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Valerie : My guy's funny, he can really move and he's so cute.
Sabrina Spellman : The Dalai Lama can dance?
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Sabrina Spellman : Being a witch is so much more fun when you can tell your friends.
Valerie : You're so lucky. The only secret I have is that I'm allergic to watermelon. Well, that's out.