Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
To Tell a Mortal (1997)
Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : Aunt Hilda, a bat just flew out of your mouth.
Hilda Spellman : Oh, how embarrassing. I have bat breath again.
Zelda Spellman : Have you been eating pomegranates?
Hilda Spellman : I know they don't agree with me, but I had a craving for crimson pulp. Is it bad?
[bats squeaking]
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Hilda Spellman : [to Sabrina] This is a secret that's hard for mortals to accept. When I was younger, I was dating a doctor. You've probably heard of him.
Sigmund Freud : [begin flashback] My little apple strudel.
Hilda Spellman : Oh, Sigmund.
Sigmund Freud : Are you ready for the opera, my dear?
Hilda Spellman : Yes. But first, there's something that I must tell you.
Sigmund Freud : Ah. Something about your childhood? You hate your mother, don't you?...
Hilda Spellman : No.
Sigmund Freud : Really? I hate your mother.
Hilda Spellman : Today is Friday the 13th, and there's something that I get to share with you. Sigmund, my darling, I'm a witch.
Sigmund Freud : Oh, well, you can be a little testy.
Hilda Spellman : No, no. I have real magical powers.
Sigmund Freud : Uh-huh. Can you show me these magical powers?
Hilda Spellman : Well, you remember that pocket watch that you admired? For you, Siggy.
Sigmund Freud : Get out of here. Witch. Witch. Take her out of here.
Hilda Spellman : We can make it work.
Sigmund Freud : This didn't happen. It was bad knackwurst. Ja, that's right.
Hilda Spellman : [back to scene]
[to Sabrina]
Hilda Spellman : Once I got loose, I tripped him. You might say it was the first Freudian slip.
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Sabrina Spellman : [seeing Salem asleep on the settee] Oh he had some Friday the 13th.
Zelda Spellman : Poor little guy, wore himself out.
Hilda Spellman : Oh he looks so peaceful... should we?
Salem Saberhagen : [with a spell cast and a loud air horn blasting, Salem jumps in terror and lands in the light shade] That's okay, I have another 8 lives. 7 after I fall down from here.