- Hilda Spellman: The party's over. Sabrina's coming home.
- Vesta Spellman: You know the rules around here. Now that Sabrina's at the pleasuredome, she can do whatever she wants.
- Zelda Spellman: [Scoffs] So that's your plan!
- Vesta Spellman: Please. I don't plan. I scheme.
- Zelda Spellman: No-no-no!
- Sabrina Spellman: But it's my belly button!
- Zelda Spellman: U-hu! It's our belly button. You can have it back when you turn 18.
- Hilda Spellman: Don't tell me, she still wants to hang keys off her navel? Sabrina, even I think that's gross.
- Sabrina Spellman: I still wanna do it.
- Hilda Spellman: You'll regret it. I had to wait 2 centuries to have the Cromwell Rules tattoo removed from my shoulder.
- Zelda Spellman: That's not where it was.
- Hilda Spellman: Be quiet!
- Zelda Spellman: The point is these things go in and out of style. You have to remember you're built for the long haul.
- Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley: You're so luck your aunts are strict. My parents are really relaxed which makes it hard to rebel.
- Vesta Spellman: Now doesn't anyone want to tell me where your teacher left off? You! Spill!
- Harvey Kinkle: W-w-w-we were talking about skin.
- Vesta Spellman: Always moisturise and use an exfoliant. Any questions? Yes?
- Sabrina Spellman: What does moisturiser have to do with science?
- Vesta Spellman: Science isn't everything. What about beauty and art and culture? Why do we have to focus on science?
- Sabrina Spellman: Because this is biology?
- Vesta Spellman: I even carry a photo of me holding you as a baby.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, look. There's aunt Hilda and aunt Zelda. Is that Andy Worhol?
- Vesta Spellman: Mm. Those were the good times. I don't know why but the 18s are always the best decade of every century.
- Vesta Spellman: You see they actually enjoy living on Earth and I can't stand mortals for too long.
- Sabrina Spellman: You know I'm half mortal?
- Vesta Spellman: Oh! Not that there's anything wrong with that, darling. It's just that, well, mortals seem to have to work so hard for everything. It tends to make them bitter.
- Hilda Spellman: [to Sabrina] You have to tell people when you run off to Europe for snacks.
- Zelda Spellman: [to Vesta] And you can't just take Sabrina out of school.
- Vesta Spellman: Oh, I'm only here 5 seconds and it's already 'can't' and 'don't'. Doesn't anything ever change around here?
- Hilda Spellman: We got new fabric for the chair.
- Vesta Spellman: [referring to Sabrina] Such a sweet girl and so hungry for life. Surprising, I mean, with the example you've been setting for her.
- Zelda Spellman: We are setting a fine example. We have a loving home filled with discipline and responsibility.
- Vesta Spellman: What about fun?
- Vesta Spellman: Welcome to the Pleasure-dome. Ah, leave your cant's and your don'ts outside. We have only one rule here. No mortals.
- Zelda Spellman: Um, Sabrina, since Hilda and I have to work, how would you feel about spending the weekend at aunt Vesta's pleasure-dome?
- Sabrina Spellman: I'd really like that! But I'm afraid if I'm too enthusiastic you wont let me.
- Hilda Spellman: She was supposed to be in school.
- Vesta Spellman: Well, we tried to make her last class but then we stopped in Milano for gelato.
- Sabrina Spellman: You have to.
- Hilda Spellman: No, you don't.
- Zelda Spellman: But do you know anything about a supercolider conference?
- Cletus: No, but then I'm always the last to know.
- Zelda Spellman: Well, the invitation says 107 and it's engraved.
- Cletus: Nice! Who's it from?
- Zelda Spellman: The Visual Engineers for the Study of Theoretical Activity.
- Cletus: Why don't they just shorten it to... V.E.S.T.A?
- Zelda Spellman: Vesta!
- Vesta Spellman: We need to talk.
- Sabrina Spellman: Did I do something wrong?
- Vesta Spellman: No! Why do you always assume when we need to talk you did something wrong?
- Sabrina Spellman: Because I'm a teenager?
- Zelda Spellman: Didn't you like the Pleasure-dome?
- Sabrina Spellman: It was okay, but the truth is without 'can'ts' and 'don'ts' it's hard to know where the fun is.
- Mr. Eugene Pool: All right, turn it down. 'Shake your whammy fanny.' Oh, please! You know in my day we had good music.
- Harvey Kinkle: Mr. Pool, didn't you grow up in the 70s?
- Mr. Eugene Pool: Yes... Never mind.
- Sabrina Spellman: These boots are killing me.
- Vesta Spellman: Deal with it. There's no room for sensible shoes in rock and roll.