Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
The Band Episode (1998)
Nate Richert: Harvey Kinkle
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Quotes
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Harvey Kinkle : The school's having a battle of the bands. And I signed us up.
Sabrina Spellman : I didn't know we were a band.
Harvey Kinkle : Every group had to start somewhere. Usually in a garage. We can leapfrog that and start in the gym. What do you say?
Valerie Birkhead : We could have cool outfits.
Sabrina Spellman : We could work on dance moves.
Valerie Birkhead : Put together a light show. I always wanted to be in a band.
Sabrina Spellman : Me too. We're in.
Harvey Kinkle : Great.
Sabrina Spellman : So does anyone here actually know how to play an instrument?
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Zelda Spellman : Sabrina! Oh, thank goodness. No one was injured.
Harvey Kinkle : How do we sound?
Zelda Spellman : Stay in school.
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Harvey Kinkle : We'll grab some eats, and I'll tell the others about you joining the band.
Valerie Birkhead , Sabrina Spellman : What?
Harvey Kinkle : Hi. Sabrina, Valerie, I'd like you to meet Sunset.
Valerie Birkhead : You can't just bring someone into the band.
Sabrina Spellman : Especially someone named Sunset.
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Sabrina Spellman : So are we still speaking to each other?
Harvey Kinkle : Yes. If we never talk about how bad we played today.
Valerie Birkhead : I can't figure out what went wrong. Was there something in that hummus?
Sabrina Spellman : Let's remember not to let anything like this get in the way of friendship.
Valerie Birkhead : You mean success? I don't think that will be a problem.
Harvey Kinkle : I blame Sunset.
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Valerie Birkhead : You still stuck on that whole us winning thing?
Sabrina Spellman : Come on. It's not so bad. I mean, the only difference between us and them is they're talented.
Harvey Kinkle : Makes you wonder if Hitler was actually a good painter.
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Valerie Birkhead : Sabrina, I wrote a song for our TV debut, but the drummer has a problem with it.
Harvey Kinkle : Take a look at it.
Sabrina Spellman : Valerie, you wrote a song called My Valerie?
Valerie Birkhead : Wait till you see what he wants to do.
Harvey Kinkle : I drew up some ideas for a complete new look for the band. That's you and Val.
Sabrina Spellman : Why are we dressed like worms? They're brown unitards. It's a comment on an asexual society. And I'm the universal love being, signified by the goat ears and the sleeveless spandex vestments.
Sabrina Spellman : Love being?
Valerie Birkhead : Yeah, but we can't sing about me.
Harvey Kinkle : I'm trying to change America.
Valerie Birkhead : Oh, yeah?
Sabrina Spellman : Hold it. Why are we fighting? We're friends.
Valerie Birkhead : Because he has a stupid idea.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, yeah. I am not gonna perform dressed like a bug.
Harvey Kinkle : This is my band.
Valerie Birkhead , Sabrina Spellman : Your band?