Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
The Band Episode (1998)
Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen
Quotes
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Zelda Spellman : Hilda's still not back from her audition?
Salem Saberhagen : No. That's Spanish for "no."
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Salem Saberhagen : Let's face it. Classical music isn't the gravy train it used to be.
Zelda Spellman : It's not like the golden age. Vienna in the 1700s. In those days there were more orchestras than consumption wards.
Salem Saberhagen : And you were never ostracized for eating a dead rat in public.
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Sabrina Spellman : I had no idea you could bottle talent.
Salem Saberhagen : Where do you think that expression comes from? A six-pack of refreshing talent, now with the handy twist-top.
Sabrina Spellman : Cool. But I won't use it unless it's absolutely necessary.
Salem Saberhagen : Hey, I don't care how you justify it.
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Salem Saberhagen : They take a sip of flat talent, they go flat too.
Sabrina Spellman : Great. So I'll just let these go flat, and when I see Harvey and Valerie tonight, they'll drink, and we'll go back to being talentless friends.
Salem Saberhagen : Did you pop one for yourself?
Sabrina Spellman : Me? I haven't been affected by having things go my way.
Salem Saberhagen : Oh, please. Little Miss "I'm Too Cool To Do My History Homework."
Sabrina Spellman : I had an autograph signing. Okay.
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Sabrina Spellman : Salem, There are five bottles here.
Salem Saberhagen : That's very good, Sabrina. Now, what colour is the tablecloth?
Sabrina Spellman : No. I brewed six. Where's the last bottle of talent?