- Sabrina Spellman: [playing badminton] I stink
- Harvey Kinkle: Yeah, but you're getting better. This time just try to hit it a little higher, a little straighter and a little further. Or any one of those.
- Mr. Eugene Pool: Bone is composed primarily of what?
- [no one answers]
- Mr. Eugene Pool: Come on, it's written on the board behind me.
- [still no one answers]
- Mr. Eugene Pool: Calcium! I just told you kids five minutes ago, don't you listen?
- [the school bell rings and everyone gets their stuff together]
- Mr. Eugene Pool: That you heard.
- Sabrina Spellman: A bones hardness is derived mainly from calcium phosphate and calcium carbonate with small amounts of fluorides, sulphate's and chlorides.
- Mr. Eugene Pool: You listened to what I said, why didn't you raise your hand?
- Sabrina Spellman: It's never enough for you, is it?
- Zelda Spellman: [Hilda finishes a piece on the violin] Now take a break, you've been practising that same piece since Mozart wrote it.
- Sabrina Spellman: Wow, pretty roses and nice arrangement.
- Hilda Spellman: They're from my loyal but imaginary fans.
- Sabrina Spellman: What are we doing?
- Harvey Kinkle: I think this music is supposed to psych us up but it's not exactly 'We will rock you.'
- Harvey Kinkle: I can't believe Mr. Pool knows Kung Fu.
- Sabrina Spellman: I can, think about how much he was probably beat up as a kid.
- Mr. Eugene Pool: Now we'll begin with some breathing exercises designed to help you locate your chi, and no that's not something you left in your locker. Ha ha. Er no, chi is inner strength, so everybody breath in. And out.
- Harvey Kinkle: [to Sabrina] Wow, this is easier than badminton.
- [Sabrina glares up at him]
- Harvey Kinkle: Not that badminton's easy.
- Mr. Eugene Pool: Now, er, together we're going to demonstrate the philosophy of the river and the rock.
- [to Sabrina]
- Mr. Eugene Pool: Which do you wanna be?
- Sabrina Spellman: The rock, obviously. Nothing can move a rock.
- Mr. Eugene Pool: Western thinking.
- Zelda Spellman: All a little too easy, I smell a rat.
- Salem Saberhagen: Ooh, a Rat! Oh, wait, I had rat for lunch.
- Zelda Spellman: Can we come in?
- Sabrina Spellman: All door are open on the path to enlightenment.
- Hilda Spellman: I'll take that as a yes.
- Zelda Spellman: Sabrina, we have a question, Mr. Pool spoke of your natural gifts and we were wondering are they truly natural or supernatural?
- Sabrina Spellman: You mean did I use my magic?
- Hilda Spellman: Bare in mind. We're not accusing, we're just asking.
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, I did.
- Hilda Spellman: How could you!
- Zelda Spellman: What were you thinking?
- Sabrina Spellman: I thought you wanted me to use my magic more?
- Zelda Spellman: We do but not when you compete against mortal's, then your magic gives you an unfair advantage.
- Hilda Spellman: That's why I've been practicing so hard. I wanna win first chair not because I'm a witch but because I have talent.
- Sabrina Spellman: But I don't have talent. In fact I stink at sports.
- Zelda Spellman: Well, have you tried something easy like badminton?
- Sabrina Spellman: [glaring at her] Look, are you saying I can't do this?
- Zelda Spellman: We're saying let you conscience be your guide.
- Hilda Spellman: Use your moral compass, or you can borrow mine. Here try it.
- Sabrina Spellman: [as Sabrina holds it, the arrow points to 'Wrong'] How accurate is this?
- Sabrina Spellman: 'Let your conscience be your guide.' I hate when they say that, now I have no idea what to do.
- Salem Saberhagen: You should consider the pros and cons.
- Sabrina Spellman: Okay. I use my magic, I win. Without it, I lose. Win, lose. Win, lose. I'm going with win!
- Tai Wai Tse: I can't keep this trophy, even though it comes past my knee. I haven't earned it. It'd be meaningless.
- Sabrina Spellman: It's more annoying than meaningless.
- Zelda Spellman: I take it the audition didn't go well.
- Hilda Spellman: Gustav got first, I got second.
- Zelda Spellman: I'm so sorry. Should I notify the weather service?
- Sabrina Spellman: I thought you should know I agreed to a rematch with Tai Wai Tse.
- Mr. Eugene Pool: That's fantastic. I'm thrilled. Although all future booking's should go through me.
- Sabrina Spellman: So I guess this is it. I'm giving you to your rightful owner. I'm not a cheater anymore.
- Trophy: I know. Loser!
- Zelda Spellman: What's that around your neck?
- Sabrina Spellman: Nothing!
- Hilda Spellman: It's a gold medal, isn't it?
- Zelda Spellman: Where did you get that?
- Sabrina Spellman: Kerry Strugg gave it to me?
- Tai Wai Tse: Are you ready to get this over with?
- Sabrina Spellman: Aren't we supposed to spar verbally first?
- Tai Wai Tse: Only in the movies.
- Gustav: [to Hilda] I think you are fine for weddings, Bat Mitzvahs, hoe-downs but being first chair requires skill, talent, me.
- Sabrina Spellman: You, er, probably don't remember me.
- Tai Wai Tse: Yeah, like so many little blonde girls kick my butt that I can't keep them straight.
- Tai Wai Tse: [referring to the trophy] I could only accept it if I won it honourably in a rematch.
- Sabrina Spellman: You mean I'd have to fight you again? But we already did that. Okay, how about this. We play football?
- Tai Wai Tse: There is no honor in foosball.