Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Sabrina's Perfect Christmas (2000)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
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Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : Hey, Roxie, what's your family doing for Christmas?
Roxie King : The usual. We put up an aluminum tree, get take-out from Taco Bell, and then I watch my Dad and step-mom exchange cartons of Winston Lights.
Morgan Cavanaugh : [overhears] Your family exchanges cigarettes?
Roxie King : Hey, it's just not Christmas without a visit from Jolly old St. Nicotine!
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Zelda Spellman : [discussing bedding arrangements] Sabrina, you'll be doubling up with the sugarplum fairy.
Sabrina Spellman : Just what I need. A twinkle toes and a sugar rush who grinds her teeth all night.
Zelda Spellman : [putting an arm around her shoulder] Hey, now... This is no time to be a Gloomy Gus. The holidays are upon us. We're gonna have a wonderful Christmas.
Sabrina Spellman : [hollowly, to herself] Yeah, a wonderful Christmas.
[longing for holiday far away from here]
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Salem Saberhagen : Bah, humbug!
Sabrina Spellman : Salem! What are you doing here?
Salem Saberhagen : I couldn't stand the thought of Cousin Ira staring at me, so I stowed away in your suitcase. By the by, you might wanna run a lint brush over your unmentionables.
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Morgan Cavanaugh : Why am I such an idiot? I keep fooling myself into thinking that one year I am actually going to have a normal Christmas.
Sabrina Spellman : Morgan, normal is relative.
Morgan Cavanaugh : Yeah, too bad my relatives aren't normal.