Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Sabrina and the Beanstalk (1998)
Shelley Long: The Wicked Witch
Quotes
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Wicked Witch : [Sabrina has a salad zapped in front of the witch] No! No! She's turned me into a... VEGETARIAN!
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Wicked Witch : You two are dead meat
[yelling to Sabrina and Harvey]
Salem Saberhagen : Back off lady it's the 90's nobody eats mortals anymore
Wicked Witch : And I'll have kitty for dessert.
Salem Saberhagen : Would you look at the time
[jumps off the beanstalk]
Sabrina Spellman : I hope you land on your feet
[yells to Salem as he falls past her]
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Harvey Kinkle : Are we in heaven?
Wicked Witch : Let's just call it a weigh station to heaven.
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Wicked Witch : You see, Harvey, the big guy upstairs doesn't trust skinny people. Or the French. I don't know why.
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Sabrina Spellman : See how nicely it blends in with your decor? Which, by the way, is lovely.
Wicked Witch : Oh, thank you. It was designed by I.M. Pie.
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Wicked Witch : I don't like fast food!
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Wicked Witch : Make yourselves at home. We dress for dinner here. In your case that means oyster dressing. Heh.