Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Really Big Season Opener (2001)

Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen

Quotes 

• Salem Saberhagen : [to the two aunts]  Wanna really scare people? Leave the house without your makeup!

  [gets zapped onto the bicycle with the broken saddle] 

  Salem Saberhagen : Oh, it pinches! Pinches!

  [bicycle zooms out the door] 

  Sabrina Spellman : [sounds of smash]  Oh! I think we dented his cat-hood on that Chrysler.