Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Really Big Season Opener (2001)

Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman

Quotes 

• Salem Saberhagen : [to the two aunts]  Wanna really scare people? Leave the house without your makeup!

  [gets zapped onto the bicycle with the broken saddle] 

  Salem Saberhagen : Oh, it pinches! Pinches!

  [bicycle zooms out the door] 

  Sabrina Spellman : [sounds of smash]  Oh! I think we dented his cat-hood on that Chrysler.

• Miles Goodman : Thanks to your union holiday we're already behind schedule.

  Sabrina Spellman : Well, we'll get started in a minute. Just as soon as I talk to Vladimir about our big scene. Alone.

  [drags the vampire off] 

  Morgan Cavanaugh : What big scene?

  Miles Goodman : The vampire kills you within the first five minutes of the movie.

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, obviously you haven't read the rewrite!

  [out the door] 

• Sabrina Spellman : [false lead turns out to be a parrot]  Put a cracker in it!

• Vladimir Kortensky : [going to bite]  How nice of you to sacrifice yourself to save your friend.

  Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, well, let's get it over with.

  [offers neck] 

  Vladimir Kortensky : [savoring]  Tasty. What is your blood type? I'd like to know whether to have you with fish or lamb.

  Sabrina Spellman : How about with 'stake'?

  [but her attempt fails] 

  Sabrina Spellman : I knew I should have gone with the kebab skewer! Gotta go!