Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Finger Lickin' Flu (1998)

Carl Michael Lindner: Dr. Brickman

Quotes 

• Dr. Brickman : Patients finger presents as distended and yucky

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh shoot, my insurance only covers ookie but not yucky

  Dr. Brickman : I'm going to have to drain this

  Sabrina Spellman : Ok this child is not coming near me with anything sharp.

• Zelda Spellman : [to Sabrina]  Don't worry. He performed his first operation at 2.

  Dr. Brickman : I even supervised my own birth. I'm a complete professional.

• Dr. Brickman : I think we should use something more medically sound.

  Sabrina Spellman : A lollipop? Okay, it's second-opinion time.

  Zelda Spellman : No, it's a magical lollipop. Anyone who sucks on it will instantly become a sucker who will believe anything we tell them. It's a highly regarded scientific procedure.

• Dr. Brickman : First of all, get back to where the spell originally took place. Then put these in their ears and turn it counterclockwise. It'll erase their memory of the spell.

  Sabrina Spellman : And what will erase my memory of having to do that?