Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Finger Lickin' Flu (1998)
Lindsay Sloane: Valerie Birkhead
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Quotes
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Valerie Birkhead : Why am I allowed to live?
Sabrina Spellman : I think there are laws.
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Valerie Birkhead : I put my idea for a town meeting on Mrs. Quick's desk.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, no. The person you want to read it will actually read it?
Valerie Birkhead : So you see what an awful situation it is.
Sabrina Spellman : Valerie, you're the only person I know that has to work up to low self-esteem.
Valerie Birkhead : I know. The other day I saw this book called How to Be Confident, and I almost bought it. But I was afraid the cashier would make fun of me.
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Mrs. Quick : Valerie, I read your...
Valerie Birkhead : I'm sorry.
Mrs. Quick : No. I think your town-meeting idea is wonderful.
Valerie Birkhead : Really? You're not just saying that?
Mrs. Quick : No, believe me. If I didn't like your proposal, I'd be avoiding you right now. I'm afraid of confrontation.
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Valerie Birkhead : Uh-oh. Whenever Mr. Kraft makes an announcement in the cafeteria, you open your mouth and get us all in trouble.
Sabrina Spellman : That is not true, is it, Harvey?
Harvey Kinkle : Very true.
Quizmaster Albert : Attention, everyone.
Valerie Birkhead : Here he comes. Pretend you don't know me.
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Sabrina Spellman : Valerie, I learned that if you think you are confident, you are confident.
Valerie Birkhead : And I learned that childhood traumas don't go away by reading a book.
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Valerie Birkhead : So I'm a little concerned about my newfound confidence. It seems to be limited to getting me more Tater Tots.
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Mrs. Quick : Hey, hey, mister! You could fall and really hurt yourself, dear. Come on, let's go get you some cocoa.
Valerie Birkhead : I want to be just like her. All except for the low teacher's salary part.