Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Bobby Darin (1968)

Judy Carne: Self - Regular Performer, Queen Isabella

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Quotes 

• Bobby Darin : You know Judy, the metal ball of this pen is made of the same super hard substance that's used in the nosecone of the United States moon rockets.

  Judy Carne : Hm. Does that help the pen?

  Bobby Darin : No, but if the moon was made of butter, the rocket could write on it.

  Jo Anne Worley : There's another moon rocket butter joke!

• Dan Rowan : What are you reading, Judy?

  Dick Martin : One of them racy novels?

  [naughty chuckle] 

  Judy Carne : Well if you must know, it's Ullysss, the Greek Saga.

  Dan Rowan : No, no, Ullyses the Epic Poem.

  Judy Carne : It may be an epic poem to you, but it's saga to me.

  [realizing] 

  Judy Carne : Oh no, what did I say?

  [Judy is doused by a bucket of water and dropped through a trap door] 

  Dan Rowan : Well, just off hand, folks, I'd say It's sock it to me time.

• Judy Carne : I'll always call England the Mother Country, whether the Queen takes the pill or not.