- Tod Stiles: [Tod notices a poodle outside his window and walks outside to it] Well now, whose little boy are you?
- [He looks over and sees Diane]
- Diane: And whose little boy are you?
- Tod Stiles: Unlicensed, unregistered, unclaimed, and... waiting to be unleashed.
- Diane: Tonight? Eightish?
- Tod Stiles: Where?
- Diane: The same place you closed Saturday night.
- Tod Stiles: How do you know where I was Saturday night?
- [She turns and starts to walk away]
- Tod Stiles: I'm Tod, whom might you be?
- [She continues to walk away. The title credit "Suppose I Said I Was the Queen of Spain", appears on screen]