Roseanne (TV Series)

We're Going to Disney World (1996)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Becky : Did I hear right? We're going on vacation?

  Narrator : Ladies and gentlemen, the role of Becky, originally played by Lecy Goranson, then by Sarah Chalke, then by Lecy Goranson, will be played this evening by Sarah Chalke. The taking of flash photographs or use of recording devices is strictly prohibited.

  Becky : Disney World? I've always wanted to go there!

  Roseanne : Aren't you glad that you're here this week?

• Roseanne : Look how big these seats are. I knew I wasn't dreaming, it's true, rich people are fat! These seats have a foot rest, and the best magazines... man, it's like Supercuts.

• Roseanne : [to Jerry]  Your brother and sisters are a bunch of ingrates. Now I know how that queen mother feels.

• Roseanne : Here, guard these pretzels as if they were potato chips.