Roseanne (TV Series)

The Last Thursday in November (1995)

Floyd 'Red Crow' Westerman: Floyd

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : I will never laugh at F-Troop again, no matter how funny that Larry Storch is.

  Mr. Hill - DJ's Teacher : Don't get me started on F-Troop, I mean I never saw an Indian person go woo-woo-woo! And I've seen a lot of drunk rednecks do it.

• Man : You gotta admit them Pilgrims was pretty brave, they came over here and discovered America.

  Mr. Hill - DJ's Teacher : How could they discover America if my people had already lived here? That's like me going outside and discovering someone else's Porsche.

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah, that's like that time my husband shimmied up the telephone pole and discovered cable.

• Mr. Hill - DJ's Teacher : The Pilgrims came here because of a religious conflict, and it's still a religious conflict. Catholics are upset with my people because we stole their most sacred ceremony, bingo.

• Mr. Hill - DJ's Teacher : Let me tell you about the real Thanksgiving, this is what happened. You see, a long time ago when my people met the Pilgrims, they called themselves saints. English people sure love to give themselves titles.

• Mr. Hill - DJ's Teacher : It's true the Pilgrims were starving and we fed them, we also taught them how to grow corn and how to survive. And we could've taught them so much more, but they stopped listening, because what we had to say didn't go along with how they thought men and women should be.

• Woman : [complaining about the way the Pilgrims and Indians were depicted in the play]  It just so happens my great-great-great-grandmother was an authentic...

  Mr. Hill - DJ's Teacher : Cherokee princess, I'm sorry, but there's no such thing as princesses among Native people.

  Roseanne Conner : [to woman]  You're so busted! And your roots are brown!