Roseanne (TV Series)
The Blaming of the Shrew (1995)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : [about DJ's girlfriend Lisa] I can tell she's been married before.
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Roseanne : [to D.J] Son, I am going to punish you so hard that they're gonna throw a benefit concert for you.
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Roseanne : I don't boss Dan around. I am trying to put him in touch with his submissive side.
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D.J. Conner : Okay, I think I've got this.
Roseanne Conner : Well you said the same thing about long division.
D.J. Conner : I was going out with Lisa because I thought the woman is supposed to boss the man around, but that's wrong, nobody's supposed to boss anybody around.
Dan Conner : That's right.
D.J. Conner : So can I go to the lake with Lisa and her parents?
Roseanne Conner : No because you're grounded, but your dad and I are gonna go to the lake with Lisa's parents.