Roseanne (TV Series)

Like a Virgin (1990)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : Mom never talked to us about birth control, she never even talked to us about sex.

  Roseanne : Sex? She told me it was something people did in Europe.

  Jackie Harris : No she did try to talk to us about it one time, but it was so lame. She said if we let a boy go all the way we'd be called loose or slutty or trampy, like that'd stop us.

  Roseanne : She should've said we'd be called Mommy.

• Jackie Harris : [to Becky]  While some sponges can prevent *some* diseases, they're only about 80% effective against pregnancy, so your best bet is the condom/sponge combo, which gives you Fort Knox security at a price you can afford.

  Roseanne : I'm telling Mom.

  Becky : [later]  Forget it, Mom, I'm still not going to do anything.

  Jackie Harris : Well *that* is 100% effective.