Roseanne (TV Series)

Like a Virgin (1990)

Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner

Quotes 

• Becky : [re: birth control]  But doesn't all that stuff, like, kill the mood?

  Roseanne : Not as much as a screaming baby with a loaded diaper.

• Roseanne : You could use the rhythm method.

  Becky : Does it work?

  Roseanne : Ask your brother.

• Becky : How do you know he's not going to go to school Monday and tell everybody?

  Darlene Conner : I told him I'd punch his face in.

  Becky : That could work.

• Becky : So how was it?

  Darlene Conner : The kissing was pretty good, I guess.

  Becky : I mean, what about the other stuff?

  Darlene Conner : Better than volleyball and yet not quite as good as hockey.

• Jackie Harris : [to Becky]  While some sponges can prevent *some* diseases, they're only about 80% effective against pregnancy, so your best bet is the condom/sponge combo, which gives you Fort Knox security at a price you can afford.

  Roseanne : I'm telling Mom.

  Becky : [later]  Forget it, Mom, I'm still not going to do anything.

  Jackie Harris : Well *that* is 100% effective.

• Darlene Conner : [about Becky's date]  Did you get felt up?

  Becky : No.

  Darlene Conner : Ha, I did!

• Becky : [to Darlene]  You're just jealous because I'm anatomically correct.