Roseanne (TV Series)
Like a Virgin (1990)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Jackie Harris : Mom never talked to us about birth control, she never even talked to us about sex.
Roseanne : Sex? She told me it was something people did in Europe.
Jackie Harris : No she did try to talk to us about it one time, but it was so lame. She said if we let a boy go all the way we'd be called loose or slutty or trampy, like that'd stop us.
Roseanne : She should've said we'd be called Mommy.
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Darlene Conner : Do you think he'll ever talk to me again?
Roseanne : Well you did use him like a cheap piece of meat. Guys love that.
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Dan Conner : Guys lie. I had this buddy in high school, he used to tell girls they couldn't get pregnant if they jumped up and down after sex.
Roseanne : Yeah, Phil De Salvo.
Dan Conner : How'd you know that?
Roseanne : [pause, gets up] I think I will go have a talk with Becky.
[goes upstairs]
Dan Conner : [pause] I told you about that, right?
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Jackie Harris : [to Becky] While some sponges can prevent *some* diseases, they're only about 80% effective against pregnancy, so your best bet is the condom/sponge combo, which gives you Fort Knox security at a price you can afford.
Roseanne : I'm telling Mom.
Becky : [later] Forget it, Mom, I'm still not going to do anything.
Jackie Harris : Well *that* is 100% effective.
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Dan Conner : Have you talked to Becky about birth control?
Roseanne : No, she'll never get undressed in front of a boy, she thinks her butt's too big.