Roseanne (TV Series)

Like a Virgin (1990)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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• Dan Conner : Guys lie. I had this buddy in high school, he used to tell girls they couldn't get pregnant if they jumped up and down after sex.

  Roseanne : Yeah, Phil De Salvo.

  Dan Conner : How'd you know that?

  Roseanne : [pause, gets up]  I think I will go have a talk with Becky.

  [goes upstairs] 

  Dan Conner : [pause]  I told you about that, right?

• Dan Conner : Have you talked to Becky about birth control?

  Roseanne : No, she'll never get undressed in front of a boy, she thinks her butt's too big.