Quotes
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Dan Conner : I meant to say '*Good* job'. Good job.
Roseanne Conner : No, it's not. It's not a good job, it's a degrading job, but nobody there makes me feel like it is.
[Stands up to leave the dinner table]
Roseanne Conner : That's *your* job.
[Roseanne walks to her bedroom; Dan follows]
Darlene Conner : Nice going, D.J.!
D.J. Conner : [loudly] What?
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Roseanne Conner : [around the dinner table] Actually I, I was kinda celebrating. I got a promotion.
Dan Conner : Promotion? Promotion to what, 'shampoo girl'.
[chuckles]
Dan Conner : [Roseanne gives him a look] What?
Roseanne Conner : ...Shampoo woman.
Dan Conner : I stand corrected.
Darlene Conner : You're a dead man.