Roseanne (TV Series)

Fender Bender (1990)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : [storms back into the beauty shop, in uniform, snarls at Meg]  Remember one thing, Wellman, I'm your worst nightmare!

• Jackie : You know, us cops have a saying; "You never pull a dead man out of a seatbelt".

  Darlene : So what, you just leave 'em there?

  Jackie : Some cops do, I don't.