- Dan: [talking about Becky's date, Dean, the transition guy] Well, at least I'll know what to do when this happens with Darlene.
- Roseanne: Look how cute you are!
- [Jackie laughs]
- Dan: I hate this.
- Jackie: [as Dan leaves the room] Poor guy. He doesn't have a clue.
- Roseanne: Yeah, it's like somebody moved his food dish.
- Mark Healy: [asking about Becky] Well, have you been telling her I called?
- Roseanne: Yes, Mark!
- Mark Healy: Yeah, I'm sure you have.
- Roseanne: What, are you calling me a liar? Hey, I got a husband and a boss, I have no need to lie to you!
- Mark Healy: You were always trying to push us apart. You were always putting me down!
- Roseanne: Yeah and the more names I called you, the more money I had to shell out for birth control pills.