Roseanne (TV Series)

Breakin' Up Is Hard to Do (1992)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : [talking about Becky's date, Dean, the transition guy]  Well, at least I'll know what to do when this happens with Darlene.

  Roseanne : Look how cute you are!

  [Jackie laughs] 

  Dan : I hate this.

  Jackie : [as Dan leaves the room]  Poor guy. He doesn't have a clue.

  Roseanne : Yeah, it's like somebody moved his food dish.

• D.J. : I thought it was good to be a man.

  Dan : Oh, no. Not since the late 60's, son.

• Dan : [about Dean]  You KNEW this guy was dead from the minute he walked in here?

  Roseanne : Yeah! Why do you think I tried to unload the salt-free chips on him?