Roseanne (TV Series)

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1991)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Roseanne Conner : [at the dinner table]  So Becky, somethin' wrong with your food?

  Becky Conner : Oh, you mean you hid some *food* under all this *slop*?

  Roseanne Conner : Hey, I stuck that in the microwave, pressed power, pressed time, pressed start, and this is the *thanks* I get?

  Becky Conner : Uck, God, nobody could eat this crud.

  Dan Conner : Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not going to get any crap for dessert.

• Dan Conner : [Roseanne and Jackie are standing outside the front door and overhear Dan and Becky shouting at each other. Dan storms out the front door, putting on his coat]  This whole marriage, family thing has been a lot of fun, but I gotta go.

  Roseanne Conner : [to Jackie]  Damn, I lose more husbands that way.

• Becky Conner : That's right, the evil Mark with the fake ID. The one you don't want me to go out with.

  Roseanne Conner : The one you're not allowed to go out with, *Becky*.

  Becky Conner : Oh, is that so, *Roseanne*?

  Dan Conner : Hey! Her name is Mother.

• D.J. Conner : Can I have a beer?

  Roseanne Conner : NO!