Quotes
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Jackie Harris : Roseanne, do you remember Mrs. Osmand?
Roseanne Conner : Oh yeah, she was scary.
Becky Conner : Who's Mrs. Osmand?
Jackie Harris : Oh she was this mad woman over on Elm Ridge who had this black haggy hair and used to dress up like a vampire and jump out at us.
Roseanne Conner : Too bad she never did it on Halloween.
Jackie Harris : Hey sis, didn't she wind up in jail for the criminally insane?
Roseanne Conner : Yeah, and I think I read somewhere that she just got released.
Darlene Conner : Do you think she'll come back to Lanford?
Roseanne Conner : If she's truly insane she will.
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Becky Conner : Dad, do you remember some psycho named Mrs. Osmand?
Dan Conner : Yeah, didn't she have a couple of hits in the 70s?
Roseanne Conner : No Dan, you remember the one they took away.
Dan Conner : Oh yeah, she was a real psycho, wasn't she always trying to eat her face?
Roseanne Conner : That was when there was still hope. But you remember what happened after that.
Dan Conner : Oh yeah, who could forget? She uh...
Darlene Conner : Escaped.
Dan Conner : Yeah.
Becky Conner : No they didn't. You said they let her out.
Roseanne Conner : Oh, well we just didn't want to scare you.
Jackie Harris : Yeah, you know there's an APB out on her.
Dan Conner : Is that right?
Roseanne Conner : Dan, there's a woman in our backyard!
Dan Conner : [everybody goes to the back door] She's hiding behind the garage, I better go out there.
Roseanne Conner : No, Dan, no!
Darlene Conner : Where'd she go? Where'd she go?
Roseanne Conner , Dan Conner , Jackie Harris : GOTCHA!
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Jackie Harris : What're you guys gonna be?
Becky Conner : Oooooh, maybe I'll be Wonder Woman.
Darlene Conner : And I can be Casper the friendly ghost!
Roseanne Conner : Well I guess you two are just tooooo mature to go trick or treating.
Darlene Conner : Besides, if I want candy I'll just go through your purse.
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Jackie Harris : This is a sick household!
Roseanne Conner : And it's going to be even sicker when I get done because this time it's personal!
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Roseanne Conner : I am going to be the Wicked Witch of the Midwest.
Jackie Harris : Great cape, where'd you get the hat?
Roseanne Conner : My mother-in-law.