Roseanne (TV Series)
A Stash from the Past (1993)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
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Quotes
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Dan Conner : I put it away twenty years ago when we quit.
Roseanne Conner : We quit? I just thought we were out.
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D.J. Conner : I forgot my sleeping bag! Where is it?
Roseanne Conner : Oh, you know it's behind the house, past the yard in that building where your father always is with the tools and the car!
D.J. Conner : Thanks, Mom!
Roseanne Conner : Oh my God. I'm, like, the worst mother on the face of the Earth.
Dan Conner : No, you're not.
Roseanne Conner : Yes I am, Dan. I don't even know where I sent my kid. Say he falls down or something and breaks one of his organs and he needs a transplant, but I can't give him any of my organs because they're all full of pot!
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Dan Conner : [stoned in the bathroom] Hey, you hear that?
Roseanne Conner : [laughs] You're getting paranoid, Dan. Ooh, birds birds birds!
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Dan Conner : Were we ever dumb enough to like this stuff?
Roseanne Conner : Yes but, things were different then, there was a war going on, it was fun.
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Dan Conner : Roseanne, you're really starting to annoy me.
Roseanne Conner : Starting? What, have you been ignoring me all night?