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Quotes
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Lister : You ever see "The Flintstones"?
The Cat : Sure.
Lister : Do you think Wilma's sexy?
The Cat : Wilma Flintstone?
Lister : Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long but every time I see that show, her body drives me crazy. Is it me?
The Cat : I think, in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.
Lister : That's good, I thought I was going strange.
The Cat : She's incredible.
Lister : What do you think of Betty?
The Cat : Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
Lister : This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
The Cat : You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister : She'll never leave Fred and we know it.
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The Cat : [about Rimmer and Kryten] We ain't gonna find them. They're gone, buddy. But look on the bright side - They're gone, buddy!
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Kryten : We want to stay.
Lister : We can't stay. Look, I'm 25 now. In 10 years time I'll be 15! I'll have to go through puberty again, backwards!
The Cat : Imagine that. Your gajimbas will suddenly rise back into your body and the next thing you know, you're singing soprano in the school choir!
Lister : And worse than that, in 25 years I'll be a little sperm, swimming around in somebody's testicles! I mean, pardon me, but that's just not how I saw my future.
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Rimmer : I'm telling you, things are better this way. It's our universe that's the wrong way round.
Kryten : Take war. War is a wonderful thing here. In 50 years time, the Second World War will start, backwards!
The Cat : And that's a good thing?
Kryten : Millions of people will come to life. Hitler will retreat across Europe, liberate France and Poland, disband the Third Reich and bog off back to Austria.
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[they're about to leave the backwards version of Earth]
Rimmer : Where's the Cat?
Lister : He won't be long, he's, you know, in the bushes.
[a few moments later Rimmer and Lister realise what's going to happen]
Lister : We've got to stop him!
[the Cat pops up from the bushes with a disgusted look on his face. He staggers over to them]
The Cat : Don't ask.