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Quotes
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Miss Salimony : Okay, Mikey. I'm going to play and you just sing along.
Mikey Blumberg : No, I can't sing.
Miss Salimony : Oh, Mikey, anyone can sing. Singing is the most natural thing in the world. It's like breathing, only for the soul.
Mikey Blumberg : [mesmerized] Breathing for the soul. Wow.
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Mikey Blumberg : You know, all these years I never thought I was good at anything. But now, thanks to Miss Salimony, I realize I do have a talent.
Gus Griswald : She must be one great teacher.
Mikey Blumberg : She is, you guys. She's kind and beautiful and smart. And I love her.
Gretchen Grundler : [Spinelli does a spit take] Perhaps we were mistaken, Mikey, but we thought you just said you LOVED Miss Salimony.
Mikey Blumberg : I do. And she loves me too.
Vince LaSalle : C'mon man, you're only nine.
Gus Griswald : Yeah, and she's old. REALLY old. She's gotta be at least 24.
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[last lines]
Mikey Blumberg : Fare thee well, Salimony. I'll not forget thee.
Miss Salimony : So long, Mikey. See you in middle school.
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Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler : But I don't get it. You sing great. I heard you once in the bathroom.
Mikey Blumberg : Oh, sure. In the bathroom. Anyone can sing in the bathroom. But when I'm out here in front of people, I'm almost as bad as Spinelli.
Spinelli : Watch it pal, or you'll be hitting a new octave.
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Mikey Blumberg : Well, I'm still not gonna sing.
Miss Salimony : You don't have to, Mikey. But I wish you would. Not for Principal Prickly, not for me, but for yourself.
