- Jim Quince: [Rowdy and Pete make it to their hotel room after Rowdy makes a comedic display of being drunk] When you playact, you go all the way.
- Rowdy Yates: You think it worked?
- Rowdy Yates: You know he might just be the biggest liar you ever met.
- Gil Favor: Well, if he is, he's got the biggest and best imagination I ever met. That's worth a night's lodging.
- Gil Favor: Say, you run out of ammunition or you like carrying an empty gun?
- Ralph Bartlet: I like it this way, looks businesslike but can't get me into any more trouble.
- Ralph Bartlet: So you own it now?
- [Every business in the town has the name Clements on it]
- Ralph Bartlet: Looks like you're the big man here now, Hugh.
- Hugh Clements: I done all right.
- Ralph Bartlet: So how did you manage to rake up all those properties anyway?
- Hugh Clements: I bought 'em.
- Carlie Evans: The robbery, the $11,000 that was taken that 4th of July was the whole town's savings. Huntsville became almost a ghost town that day.
- Gil Favor: What do you want from me?
- Carlie Evans: Couldn't you just say Ralph isn't here when the men from Huntsville come after him?
- Gil Favor: Thank you, Mr Stockton.
- Gil Favor: A man steals for a lot of reasons.
- Ralph Bartlet: Mine had blue eyes and red hair.
- Gil Favor: I know what you mean.
- Ralph Bartlet: Mr Favor, do you roll your own?
- Gil Favor: Like most of us.
- Ralph Bartlet: You got a pouch of tobacco on you? Look at the name on the tag!
- Ralph Bartlet: Maybe you can never clear a conscience when you commit a crime. Maybe you can never make up for the wrongs you did.
- Ralph Bartlet: I wish you luck, Carlie. 'Bye.
- Gil Favor: Say, you look to be burning with fever. Wish? Look at his eyes. That skin. I bet that arm's infected. BADLY infected. I wonder that you had the strength to ride out here. Right, Wish?
- Wishbone: Yes, you're just oozing with poison.
- Carlie Evans: Well, how bad?
- Gil Favor: I guess Wishbone could pull him through. The trouble is we gotta get the herd moving. Guess we'll have to take him along with us.
- Carlie Evans: Well, I'll help, do all I can.
- Rowdy Yates: [the Sherrif sits down] Sit down.
- Sheriff Ed Stockton: Oh, thanks. I hear you're taking bets that Bartlet won't hang.
- Rowdy Yates: Ah ha. How much do you want to put down on that?
- Sheriff Ed Stockton: What makes you think you're gonna win?
- Rowdy Yates: Well, if I told you, you couldn't bet, would yah?
- Ralph Bartlet: The town knows just what you want them to know. You've been walkin' around free and easy on my reputation for ten years. Tell them where you got the money to start buying up the whole town. Right after the robbery.
- Hugh Clements: They all know, I got an inheritance.