Rawhide (TV Series)

Incident of the Gilded Goddess (1964)

Paul Brinegar: Wishbone

Quotes 

• Wishbone : A fella once told me, if you're ever gonna get shot, let a woman do it. They never been known to hit anything yet.

  Gil Favor : I dunno, seems like she did did pretty good though.

  [He winces and moans as Wish fits a sling] 

• Wishbone : Oh that Rowdy, he could fall into a dry well and come up with a handful roses.

  Gil Favor : And a bucketful of thorns.

• Mushy : I just wanted to say goodbye, Ma'am.

  Lisa Temple : [She kisses him on the cheek]  Aw Mushy. It ain't much but it's the nicest way I know to say thank you.

  [She turns to Wishbone and shakes his hand] 

  Lisa Temple : Mr Wishbone, whiskers, adobe soup, needle and thread and all, I'll never forget you.

  Wishbone : It's been a pleasure, Ma'am.

  [Wish is still hopeful but disappointed there's no kiss] 

  Lisa Temple : Mr Scarlett, Mr Quince, Mr Toothless, I just want you to know that I've never been treated so kindly by such real gentlemen. And Mr Favor, I'll never forget your hospitality as long as I live, I promise.

  Gil Favor : I promise I'll never forget your bright little smile... All right, let's roll out.

• Wishbone : All right. Now, get a wiggle along to that stream.

  Mushy : It's too hot to wiggle, Mr Wishbone.

  Wishbone : Then RUN! With this.

  [a bucket] 

  Wishbone : There and back. Full of water.

  Mushy : Look, Mr Wishbone.

  [He sees the girl] 

  Wishbone : Will you get a wiggle on, you lead-bottomed.

• Jim Quince : The girl's not with him.

  Wishbone : Looks like she found her broom.