- Mr. McMahon: This is a real simple picture to see. I see this is what's known as the buddy system, I guess, huh? Yeah, that's what's known as the buddy system. What we have here is we have the Undertaker on Monday night coming to the rescue...
- [to the jeering crowd]
- Mr. McMahon: SHUT UP!
- [they jeer louder]
- Mr. McMahon: We have the Undertaker coming to the rescue of the Rock on Monday night; that, of course, was after he screwed him out of the title. And then on Thursday, we have the Rock coming to the rescue of the Undertaker before the Faction kicked his ass. So, it's obvious to me, this is a deal whereby the Undertaker scratches your back, and, Rock, you scratch his, right? Is that what we got?
- The Rock: No, Vince, this thing between the Rock...
- [the crowd cheers]
- The Rock: Vince, this thing between the Rock and the Undertaker isn't a case of you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. It's more along the lines of Shane scratches his ass, Triple H kisses your ass, and you sniff a monkey's ass!
- [the crowd cheers]
- The Rock: Now, make no mistake about it, any time the Rock has a chance to get his hands on you, Road Dogg, X-Pac, Triple H, Shane, it's a good day. And it becomes an even better day when the Rock can make change out of that two-dollar walking slut, Stephanie!
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Don't take any pictures. This is no time for the benefit of those with flash photography.
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: The only way you can NOT hurt a Canadian is by landing him on the back of his head.