Mother Carol is disappointed neither Parker nor Penny wants to go out dining with the parents as 'special quint day' anymore, so she tricks dad into going to the diner exactly when Parker is there with his date Eliza, even reserves the table next to them; to both boys' horror, her interference only makes the girl insist they pull the tables together and enjoy embarrassing memories. Paige dates unattractive banker's son Hugo, whose inheritance makes him appear physically attractive in her bird brain, so Penny dares her to go out with him at her own expense. Patton goes help foxy Chelsea with her PC, but her mastiff dog Twinkle proves an overprotective bodyguard, so he gets Pierce to come along and entertain the dog. When dad explains to ma how she's only driving Parker away, she transfers her 'quality time' to Bob.
—KGF Vissers