- [Ted and Emmett are lost in the middle of nowhere]
- Emmett Honeycutt: I think we should have taken a left at this little squiggle here.
- Ted Schmidt: I thought you knew how to read a map!
- Emmett Honeycutt: Of course I know how to read a map. You go down this road, make a left at 'Up Yours', then continue on about 3 miles to 'Go Fuck Yourself'.