Queen of Swords (TV Series)

The Serpent (2001)

Tacho González: Don Gaspar Hidalgo

Quotes 

• [Colonel Mendoza has declared martial law and ordered all able-bodied men to arm themselves to search for the Serpent's outlaws] 

  Don Gaspar Hidalgo : Colonel, most unfortunately, I am unable to ride a horse due to childhood injuries.

  Col. Luis Montoya : Inflicted, no doubt, by too many encounters with cream buns.